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Published:May 14th, 2012 13:36 EST

Cops Arrest Naked Unicyclist

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Kemah, Texas police arrested a naked man who was riding a unicycle over the Kemah Bridge.

Police said Joseph Farley took off his clothes at the foot of the bridge. Officers have seen Farley, 45, on the bridge for several weeks riding his unicycle clothed.

Farley told police he is a former teacher who lives in the Clear Lake area."


The cops should have nipped this tomfoolery in the bud, and arrested Farley the first time they saw him riding his unicycle clothed. We expect to see a unicyclist in a circus, but not on a bridge. Simply riding a unicycle on a road is a distraction, and a traffic hazard.

I often complain about my regular 9 to 5 job, but at least my job description doesn`t read: May have to arrest naked unicyclist.

The "" link includes a video of the naked unicyclist. Warning it includes full frontal nudity; it disproves the state motto that everything is bigger in Texas.

Thank goodness this character is a former teacher, he`d probably be juggling apples naked in the classroom if he were still a teacher.

Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org

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