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Published:May 14th, 2012 15:23 EST
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Virgin, 70, 'Sexational Pam' Finally Ready To Do The Nasty

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 70-year-old virgin said yesterday she is finally ready to have sex.

Pam Shaw was always too busy with her cabaret singing career to find herself a man.

And, as she is against sex before marriage, a casual fling was out of the question.

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It`s all a world away from her onstage person as The Sexational Pam, with her daring outfits having turned many a head during her years on Britain`s club circuit."

Daily Mail

You`d think an old bag would settle for a stooped, wrinkled Wal-mart greeter, but Shaw wants to "bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire." Good luck with that!

Call me cynical but my guess is that a dancer who bills herself as "The Sexational Pam" and wears revealing clothes on stage, has been around the block more than a gazillion times.

There is such a thing as waiting too long, at her age a good bowel movement would be more satisfying than sex. I`m sure her well ran dry decades ago, and not even a hobo, let alone a millionaire, would want to taste her milkshake. LOL, her milkshake doesn`t bring all the boys to the yard.

But if I`m wrong and the Sexational Pam is really a virgin, I hope her old heart won`t stop beating when she loses her virginity.

Read More:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2142544/70-year-old-virgin-Pam-Shaw-finally-wants-sex.html

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