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Published:May 16th, 2012 12:12 EST

Australian School Official Hands Out Provocatively Shaped Candies To Children

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Australian school official who handed out chocolates shaped like breasts,  posteriors and copulating couples to children resigned Monday." UPI 

This Australian school official is evil beyond imagination, to hand out obscene chocolates to children is a vile thing to do under any circumstances. But to hand out the profane treats at school and on Mother`s Day makes a mockery of the most wholesome holiday of the year.


This is simply insanity, parents already have to monitor what their children watch on TV, and what sites they surf online, now they also have to worry that they may be eating candies that will turn them into little perverts?

The school official who handed out the provocatively shaped candies has resigned; I hope he is charged with contributing to the delinquency of children. It would be poetic justice if he choked eating a candy shaped like a man`s appendage.

With so much craziness going on all over the world, how can anybody not be convinced that the End of the World is right around the corner?

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