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Published:May 17th, 2012 11:47 EST

Beach Rocks Catch Fire In Woman's Shorts! Space Rocks? Alien Rocks?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A San Clemente woman suffered severe burns after rocks that she had picked up at San Onofre State Beach burst into flames in the pocket of her cargo shorts last weekend, according to a report from KABC-TV Channel 7.


The 43-year-old San Clemente woman, who was not identified, was visiting the beach last Saturday with her family, and had collected seven colored rocks, Orange County fire officials told the television station."

Los Angeles Times

You expect a day at the beach, to be well a day at the beach, but misery is like a shadow, it follows us everywhere. This poor woman was at the beach just chilling with her family, when she innocently picked up rocks that rocked her world, and not in a good way.

You talk about hot pants, she was the hottest woman on the beach. I don`t mean to make light of her tragic situation; I hope she recovers quickly from her severe burns.

Brainiacs theorize that because of the friction, the rocks caught fire, igniting the poor woman`s shorts. But maybe she picked up Satan`s rocks?

On a serious note, what kind of rocks do you think she picked up? Moon rocks? Space rocks? Alien rocks? We`d love your comments!

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