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Published:May 19th, 2012 11:49 EST

Lady Stabs Her Man With A Sea Shell Four Times!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said a woman is facing a felony charge after allegedly stabbing a man in the shoulder four times with a sea shell.

Port St. Lucie police said the 41-year-old victim told officers he and Patricia Wehr, 40, `went out for drinks because she had to be in court tomorrow for a battery charge ... and she was stressed` and they argued upon returning home.`"



When they got home the lady went Medieval on the hapless man, biting his ear, scratching his face, and stabbing him with the sea shell.

Wehr has a history of violence, and if the man, whose name wasn`t released by the police, had a lick of sense he would have left her a long time ago.

How is the man going to explain his injuries to his pals? Yeah, dudes, my old woman went postal on me with a sea shell? This guy will be the laughingstock of his neighborhood for years to come.

The evil woman was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

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