May 19th, 2012 12:49 EST
Lady Stabs Her Man With A Sea Shell Four Times!
"Authorities in Florida said a woman is facing a felony charge after allegedly stabbing a man in the shoulder four times with a sea shell.
Port St. Lucie police said the 41-year-old victim told officers he and Patricia Wehr, 40, `went out for drinks because she had to be in court tomorrow for a battery charge ... and she was stressed` and they argued upon returning home.`"
When they got home the lady went Medieval on the hapless man, biting his ear, scratching his face, and stabbing him with the sea shell.
Wehr has a history of violence, and if the man, whose name wasn`t released by the police, had a lick of sense he would have left her a long time ago.
How is the man going to explain his injuries to his pals? Yeah, dudes, my old woman went postal on me with a sea shell? This guy will be the laughingstock of his neighborhood for years to come.
The evil woman was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
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