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Published:May 20th, 2012 13:00 EST
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Survey: Vacation Romance Is The Best

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Almost three-quarters of U.S. adults ages 18-49 say sex is better while on vacation, a survey indicates."

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For a married couple sex is definitely better while on vacation, they don`t have to worry about children interrupting their amorous activities.

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I`m assuming that couples will have the brains to leave their obnoxious kids with grandma while they enjoy their vacation.

For singles sex is also better on vacation, making love to a French woman in Paris, even though she takes a shower only once a month, is more romantic than making out with a skank you met at your neighborhood bar.

There`s just something awfully romantic about making love in a hotel room; it might improve your sex life if you pretend that your bedroom is a hotel room.

It would help if you put a room number in your bedroom door, and put a "do not disturb" sign on the doorknob.

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