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Published:May 23rd, 2012 14:54 EST

Pop Tart Paris Hilton Attends Cannes Film Festival! Why, Dear God Why?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Cannes Film Festival might have a prestigious reputation - but not when Paris Hilton has an invite.

As A-listers swan around red carpets at the industry`s elite pre-summer movie showcase, the heiress injected her wild antics into the festival by descending on Terrazza Martini in true Hollywood style."


Daily Mail

The Cannes International Film Festival is an annual film festival in Cannes, France. It`s the most well known and prestigious film festival in the world.

A wannabe thespian who is best known for her homemade sex tape shouldn`t be allowed in France while the Cannes Film Festival is being held. Paris Hilton is to cinema as Mike Tyson is to ballet.

Paris is a pest who distracts and detracts from the great movies and documentaries that are show at the film festival. In a just world the pop tart would be covered with boils from head to toe for daring to show up at Cannes, and the paparazzi would be struck blind for snapping pics of her. That`s like attending the liftoff of the first manned spacecraft to Mars, and snapping a pic of a kid flying a model plane.

A couple of weeks ago Paris Hilton attended the Coachella Music and Arts Festival, the pop diva is to music what Thunderbird is to fine wine.

Music and film lovers will never forgive Hilton for attending these prestigious festivals. I hope that Satan will turn up the heat when Paris reaches her eternal destination. That`s just my over-the-top way of saying "Paris sucks."

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