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Published:May 23rd, 2012 13:32 EST

Snooki: My Baby Is Going To Be A Boy!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It`s a boy for Snooki! Jersey Shore star Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi has spilled the beans to In Touch. She and fiancé Jionni LaValle are welcoming a baby boy in September.


But wait! Snooki shares more personal news: `Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross,` Snooki tells In Touch. `I`m so not in the mood to do stuff.`"

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I thought nothing in heaven or hell could slow down Snooki`s libido, but pregnancy has put out the fire in her nether regions. Let`s hope that Snooki will discover that there are other things one can do besides rutting like a rabbit in heat.

Being pregnant has also tamed Snooki`s partying ways, now that she`s going to be a mother the pop tart claims she will give up her wild lifestyle.

A couple more babies and Snooki might join a convent, and dedicate the rest of her life to ministering to the homeless.

With a nickname like Snooki you`d think she would name her baby "Bonkers" or "Tadpole", but the pop tart promises to give the baby a normal name.

What is the world coming to when the wildest reality star on TV is acting like a mature and responsible adult?


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