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Published:May 25th, 2012 10:26 EST

Dude Wearing Darth Vader Mask Robs Ohio Bank

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man wearing a Darth Vader mask yesterday robbed a Toledo, Ohio bank, according to the FBI.

The suspect fled the scene, of course, on a BMX bike."



If I were a bank teller and a dude wearing a Darth Vader mask waved a lightsaber at me, I would ram it down his throat. But this character was brandishing a real gun, and prudence dictated that the teller hand over the money.

You would expect an armed robber wearing a Darth Vader mask to make his escape on a Harley Davidson motorcycle, but this dude peddled away in a bike.

The robber escaped with an undisclosed amount of money. He can`t have gone too far on a bike, probably only to his mommy`s home.

May the farce be with you!

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