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Published:May 30th, 2012 13:58 EST

Dude Rams His Truck Into Taco Bell: Upset Over Missing Taco!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Ohio said a man (Michael Smith) who allegedly crashed his truck into a Taco Bell because his order was missing a taco is facing a felony vandalism charge.

Investigators said the man was with a woman early Tuesday when he went through the drive-through at the fast food restaurant on Chambersburg Road in Huber Heights. He returned to the window and shouted at employees when he noticed his order was missing a 99-cent taco.


Employees gave the man a new taco and he drove off but stopped at the front of the store to ram his truck into the entrance, police said."


This gentleman has issues, as they say, a Taco Bell employee gave him a new taco but he still rammed his truck into the entrance.

This brainiac caused thousands worth of damage to his truck, and thousands of damage to the restaurant -- all over a 99-cent taco.

If a Taco Bell employee had dropped his Chalupa, he probably would have set the restaurant on fire. This guy needs to be beaten to a bloody pulp or be forced to enroll in an anger management class.

It may be a few months before this Taco Bell lover will be able to enjoy any tacos; I hope he enjoys jail bologna sandwiches.

I pray that the woman who was in the truck with this character will kick him to the curb like a week-old taco.

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