May 31st, 2012 13:47 EST
Katie Couric: I Don't Want Snooki As Guest On My Talk Show
"The broadcasting icon said the `Jersey Shore` star is `cute and everything,` but Amanda Knox and Kate Middleton are bigger gets for her upcoming syndicated talker."
For Snooki to be called "cute and everything" by the perpetually perky soon-to-be senior citizen is the kiss of death. Snooki would rather be called a skank by a blogger like me, than be complimented by terminally square Katie Couric.
Couric`s show is DOA, perkiness is becoming on a teenage girl, it`s sad and desperate on a mature woman. I don`t know what`s a bigger threat to America: Couric`s perkiness or Snooki`s permissiveness.
Don`t flatter yourself Couric; I`m sure the pop tart wants nothing to do with your show. Amanda Knox and Kate Middleton will probably avoid your program as well.
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