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Published:May 31st, 2012 13:02 EST
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Why Did The Scarf-Wearing Piglet Cross The Road?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Pennsylvania State Police said a baby pig wearing a scarf crossed rush hour traffic in Pittsburgh and disappeared into the woods."

UPI

Why did the baby pig cross the road? To show off his scarf!

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Many motorists got out of their vehicles to take photographs of the darling baby pig. If this curious incident had happened in Kentucky, motorists would have got out of their rusty pickup trucks to try the shoot the animal for dinner. I pray the piglet won`t end up in a hillbilly`s dinner table, with the stylish scarf used as garnish.

The metrosexual pig crossed over a guardrail and ran into the woods, and the cops were unable to find him. Let`s hope that he was welcomed home by his fey hotpants-wearing dad.

Photo Credit: Wikipedia

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