Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:June 1st, 2012 10:37 EST

Video: Mold Growing In Shower Looks Like Jesus Christ! Miracle Or Madness?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Texas family says they are getting strength from an image of Jesus they found in the mold growing inside the shower of their home.

Chyanna Richards, who lives in the home, told KTRK-TV, Houston, she doesn`t know if it`s mold or mildew in the bathroom but said the appearance of Jesus` image has meaning.
`Maybe it means something. Maybe look into yourself and see if you need to change something in your life,` she said."

UPI

Chyanna is spot on, the mold does mean something, it means she is a lousy housekeeper and she should get down on her knees and scrub away the mold.

Anybody who gets strength from mold growing inside a shower must have mold growing inside their brain.

I wonder how long will it be before Chyanna has an epiphany and the Lord instructs her to cut out the moldy image of Jesus and sell it on eBay?

There`s a sucker born every minute! Holy crap! I just went to the toilet, and my feces is the spitting image of Snooki! I have to figure out how to sell my crap on eBay!

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes

Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org