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Published:June 2nd, 2012 17:55 EST

Gorgeous Lady Steals 7 Pregnancy Tests & Lubricant

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of stealing seven pregnancy tests and a container of lubricant from a Walgreen`s store.

The Manatee County Sheriff`s Office said Joy Noelle Nagle, 27, stuffed the items into her shorts at a Walgreen`s in Bradenton and was arrested after leaving the store without paying for the items.



Let`s hope that this beautiful young lady isn`t pregnant (I`ve seen her mug shot), because if she doesn`t have the money to pay for a pregnancy test, she certainly doesn`t have the means to raise a child.

Joy must be as busy as a bee (or a bunny), if she needs so many pregnancy tests.

The UPI article doesn`t mention what kind of lubricant Joy stole, but I`m guessing it was K-Y Jelly.

The cops found Adderall pills that weren`t prescribed to the suspect in her purse. What she really needs are birth control pills; I think she`s too immature to have any babies.

Joy was charged with posession of a controlled substance and retail theft.

Joy must be spreading a lot of joy if she needs so many pregnancy tests; I hope she gets only a slap on the wrist.

If Joy doesn`t have a husband or a serious boyfriend, I`m available and I will keep her medicine cabinet stocked with pregnancy tests. Don`t ever say I`m not a Good Samaritan; I always help those in need.

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