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Published:June 3rd, 2012 18:09 EST

Holy Cow! Cows Have Intimate Relations In Middle Of The Road!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A pair of bovines slowed traffic on Pennsylvania`s Parkway West to have `relations in the road` officials say."


We think of cows providing us with milk, mooing, and getting tipped over by mischievous kids, but we never picture the silly looking creatures having sex.

A bull and cow were seen at the intersection of Routes 28/66 and Route 85 in Rayburn doing the nasty like nobody`s business.

I`m glad I didn`t witness the spectacle; I might never have consumed any more milk.

The cops called in the Pennsylvania Farm Bureau personnel, who coaxed the horny animals into custody.

How do you coax or bribe cows into stop having sex? What can you bribe them with -- there`s nothing better than sex.

I hoped the police took the cows to a motel or a farm; I really don`t care where, as long as they don`t end up in the middle of a road again.

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