June 5th, 2012 14:43 EST
Nadya Suleman: The Hottest Octomom In the Adult Movie Business!
"HOLY MAKEOVERS!! P[o]rn is doing wonders for Octomom -- `cause the mother of 14 is fully glammed up in this photo from the set of her self pleasure video.
The gold and black bikini snapshot of Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was leaked by another p[o]rn star ... Jessica Drake, who `coached` Octo through her performance."
When I first read that Octomom was going to do a self-pleasuring video, I thought it would be as stimulating as a video of Oprah Winfrey getting a pedicure or Rosie O`Donnell getting a Brazilian wax.
You`d think that a mother of 14 wouldn`t be very attractive, but Octomom is sizzling hot in these photos obtained by TMZ. I still am not brave enough to watch her adult movie, but at least the thought of popping it into my DVD player doesn`t make me want to vomit.
Nadya Suleman was coached by adult movie star Jessica Drake; Octomom must be pretty slow on the uptake if she needs coaching on how to pleasure herself.
Now that`s a video a lot of dudes would buy: The one of Jessica Drake teaching Octomom how to mastur[b]ate.
Click TMZ link to see hot pics of Octomom:
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