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Published:June 11th, 2012 17:14 EST

Pop Tart Snooki: I Don't Want To Breastfeed & Look Like A Cow!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"But the Jersey Shore party girl (Snooki) has, of course, stopped drinking. `All my friends are like, `You can have a glass of wine.` I`m like, `No.` I refuse because I`m going to be that person that has a glass of wine and [the] baby comes out with three legs.`"


US Magazine

This Snooki quote reveals how lame her friends are, and by extension how lame she is.

Snooki shouldn`t consider anyone who urges her to drink alcohol a friend, they are leeches who just want to hang out with a reality star.

Snooks "friends" don`t think much of her intelligence or moral character, they think she is such a silly skank that it will be easy to persuade her to drink when she`s pregnant.

Anybody who is like always saying "like" could probably be persuaded to drink turpentine.

Snooki`s baby is scheduled to be born Dec 21, 2012, (Doomsday), her offspring will most likely be born with two horns and three legs, regardless if she drinks wine or not.

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