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Published:June 11th, 2012 16:49 EST

Pregnant Pop Tart Snooki Goes Clubbing

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi headed back to the beach to begin filming the next season of MTV`s Jersey Shore, and true to tradition, she hit club Karma on Saturday night - for the cameras.


`She was sitting the whole time. It was very subdued of her,` says a source, who adds that Polizzi, 24, did not appear to be drinking alcohol."


A club doesn`t attract Buddhists who just want to sit and let the house music transport them to an altered state of consciousness that will enable them to merge with the loving spirit of the universe. It attracts rowdy people who just want to drink, take drugs and fornicate.

A club is no place for a pregnant woman, a drunk fool is liable to trip and fall on Snooki. If the reality star cared about her unborn son, she would stay away clubs and dives.

Snooki is very weak-willed, she should eschew places where drinking and drug use is pervasive. For the sake of her unborn child, she should make like a hermit and stay home.

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