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Published:June 12th, 2012 15:36 EST
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Rat Crawls Up Lady's Leg Inside Her Pants In New York City Subway

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New York woman said she has been unable to ride the subway since a rat climbed up her leg inside her pants.

Ana Vargas, 40, said she was riding the train between 125th Street and Columbia Circle around 8 a.m. Thursday when the rat crawled up her leg and she had to take off her pants to get rid of it, the New York Post reported Tuesday."

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If a rat climbed up my leg inside my pants, I would cry like a schoolgirl and I would take of my pants, and my drawers for good measure. I wouldn`t care how big a scene I made, my number one priority would be protecting my family jewels from the rat.

But it`s not just rats that one must watch out for on the subway, it`s also muggers, flashers, drunks, thugs and homeless that stink to high heaven.

The only way to cope with the stress of riding the subway is to make like Snoop Dogg and light up a joint.

Ana was so rattled by her experience that she had to down a few pills to get some sleep. It`s unfortunate that driving in New York City is even more stressful than riding the subway, what`s a commuter to do?

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