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Published:June 13th, 2012 14:21 EST

Burger King's New Bacon Sundae: Best Thing Since Sliced Bread!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The world`s second biggest hamburger chain (Burger King) on Thursday is launching several pork, beef and chicken sandwiches as limited time offers. And for a sweet ending, the company is also offering a bacon sundae - vanilla soft serve with fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and a piece of bacon - that started in Nashville, Tenn. earlier this year.


The salty-sweet dessert clocks in at 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar."

New York Daily News

The culinary and marketing experts at Burger King are genius, this heavenly new confection is destined to be a hit with the public.

I like to have it my way, and my way means the more sugar and pork a food item contains, the tastier it will be.

The only people who will get a heart attack because of the bacon sundae are the food fascists like Michelle Obama and Mayor Bloomberg who will interpret this wonderful new item from Burger King as a personal affront.

The bacon sundae is a limited-time menu offering designed to win back customers; I for one am loving it.

I urge all fast food lovers to buy a bacon sundae as an expression of liberty, democracy and common sense. I don`t like the government dictating to me what I can and can`t eat; I can`t wait to taste Burger King`s bacon sundae.

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