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Published:June 13th, 2012 15:29 EST

Silly Speeding Blonde Thinks Cop Targeted Her Because She's A Blonde

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Canadian woman stopped for driving more than double the speed limit in British Columbia alleges the officer targeted her because she`s a blonde, police said.

The unidentified woman was clocked driving 70 mph in a 30 mph zone in Abbotsford, southeast of Vancouver Sunday.


Despite her protests, British Columbia provincial law means an instant 7-day impounding of the woman`s Lexus because she was doing more than double the posted limit, along with fines to be determined in court, the report said."


Typical vain blond, she imagines the whole world is focused on her.

She`s also a typical blond in the sense that her elevator doesn`t go to the top floor; how can the cop make out anything about her physical appearance when she`s just a blur?

The woman`s name wasn`t released by the cops, just as well we know everything that we should know about her: She`s a blond.

I`m not surprised Blondie was driving a Lexus, her boyfriend probably bought her a luxury car because she`s a blond.

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