June 15th, 2012 12:02 EST
Floyd Mayweather Begs Judge To Set Him Free! Dude, You Ain't Lindsay Lohan!
"Floyd Mayweather`s request that he be released from jail because the low-quality food and water have threatened his health was denied by a Las Vegas judge who says he should eat and drink what is being given to him behind bars."
Ten days after the tough boxer turned himself in to begin a three-month sentence, he is begging to be freed from jail because jail grub tastes nasty and he`s not used to drinking non-designer water. Mayweather wants the court to put him under house arrest -- not gonna happen.
Mayweather may be a celebrity, but he ain`t blond, white and female. If Lindsay Lohan lands in jail again because of her latest car crash, she will only spend a few hours behind bars. All Lohan has to do is complain to a correctional officer that she can`t work on her sun tan in jail, and she will be released before you can say "celeb bimbos rule."
Sorry champ, but you ain`t pretty or pale enough, get used to eating bologna sandwiches and drinking tap water.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-2159313/Floyd-Mayweather-jail-release-plea-rebuffed.html#ixzz1xsClbh1W
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