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Published:June 17th, 2012 10:41 EST
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Nattily Dressed Gentleman Robs Bank: Fashion Police Should Have Arrested Him

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A distinctively dressed man was in federal custody on suspicion of robbing a Wells Fargo Bank branch in Miramar, Fla., law enforcement officials said.

Surveillance video showed the suspect was dressed in a plaid sweater vest worn over a short-sleeved shirt and clashing plaid shorts, the FBI said. He also wore a cap and sunglasses"

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The South Florida Sun Sentinel should send a fashion reporter to the court room when the perp, James Francis Deans, makes his first appearance.

The Fashion Police should have napped this character before the real cops showed up.

Francis (I`m sure the nattily dressed young man goes by his middle name) would be well-advised not to try to pimp his jail uniform -- he doesn`t want to attract the attention of the other prisoners.

If I ever see this character, I hope I`m the one wearing sunglasses.

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