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Published:June 20th, 2012 13:25 EST
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Dude Arrested For Calling Police Headquarters Pretending To Be Obama

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in New Jersey said a man arrested for making repeated false 911 calls phoned police headquarters and claimed to be President Obama.

Hopatcong police said Jason Slater, 28, made three 911 calls June 10 before calling police headquarters, claiming to be President Barack Obama and demanding to speak with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow."

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Males usually stop making crank calls when they are no longer in their teens, and they usually move out of their parents` home by the time they are 21.

But this 28-year-old loser still doesn`t have anything better to do than to make crank calls, and he is still living with his mommy. When Slater`s mother allowed the cops to enter her home, he was discovered hiding in her bedroom closet.

Slater threw away his summons near a Dunkin` Donuts, and it should come as no surprise that it was found by a donut-loving cop. Slater was issued an additional summons for littering -- fool simply can`t win.

Slater will eventually land behind bars, and he won`t be able to hide in the communal showers and he won`t be able to escape the tender ministrations of his cell mate.

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