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Published:June 20th, 2012 12:56 EST

JWoww Buys Chastity Belt, Doesn't Want To Be Pregnant Like Snooki

By Robert Paul Reyes

"JWoww told MTV recently that she took steps to make certain she wouldn`t get pregnant after watching Snooki tough it out in her first trimester.

`I just put a chastity belt on,` JWoww said."



The prospect of wild reality star, Snooki, having a baby is so scary that JWoww is taking steps to make sure that she doesn`t unleash a baby on an unsuspecting world.

For the sake of Western Civilization I hope JWoww really is wearing a chastity belt, and that she gave the only key to the Rev. Pat Robertson.

The world may survive the birth of Snooki`s baby, who is due Dec. 21, 2012 (Doomsday.) But if JWoww also has a baby, and the two infants are allowed to play with each other, God only knows what evil they will unleash.

The JWoww and Snooki reality show premieres Thursday on MTV, if the world is still spinning on its axis on Friday, it gives me hope we might survive a JWoww baby.

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