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Published:June 21st, 2012 11:04 EST
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Mom Found Naked & Eating Ice Cream After Crash! Zombie? Bath Salts?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Texas mom was found naked and eating ice cream at a drug store after having crashed her car into a bus and abandoned her three kids at the scene, according to police.

Stephanie Dillard had been driving with the children in Houston when she collided with a bus, police told KPRC. All three kids, ages 5, 12 and 16 suffered minor injuries in the wreck, police said."

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NBCDFW.Com

I know what most of you guys are thinking and it`s not: Are the kids OK? The average dude is wondering if the Texas mom is hot, in which case she performed a community service by stripping down naked on a hot Texas day.

Not even! I`m not saying that Dillard is obese, but it looks like she eats a gallon of ice cream every day topped with bath salts. The poor cops who responded to this incident are entitled to combat pay.

Dillard`s behavior is so peculiar that some folks speculate she may be a zombie. If Dillard is a zombie instead of a run-of-the-mill crazy person, she would starve to death because she is so pudgy that she would never catch anyone. Can the undead starve to death?

This woman, with a healthy appetite, was charged with endangering her children, and her kids were placed with their grandmother.

Why did the woman strip down and eat ice cream after the accident? She`s always hungry, and it was 93 degrees on that fateful day.

I don`t think she`s zombie on bath salts -- she`s an obese woman with no shame in her game.

Take a look at this woman`s mugshot, she`s scarier than any zombie I`ve ever seen:

http://thegrio.com/2012/06/19/naked-mom-found-eating-ice-cream-after-car-wreck/

Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org

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