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Published:June 22nd, 2012 10:54 EST

400-Pound Woman Takes Off Her Clothes & Calmly Waits For Bus

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A 400-pound woman decided to strip down to her birthday suit while she sat on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday afternoon.


Patricia McCollum was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs in public and was initially held on a $100 bond."


Nine times out of ten it`s an unattractive woman who decides to take off her clothes in public, and ruin everybody`s day. Yet another proof that there`s no God, or maybe it`s proof that there is a Higher Power, and he`s very mad.

McCollum, who is homeless, claims that she was only trying to put on a different outfit. For the sake of the good folks of Fort Lauderdale, McCollum should hide behind a bush (a very large bush) when she wants to change into a different outfit.

The homeless woman uses a walker to get around, the walker must be made out of titanium to withstand her girth.

McCollum collects Social Security disability checks, is there a bleeding heart who wishes this woman a long healthy life?

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