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Published:June 23rd, 2012 13:03 EST

Dunkin' Donuts Employee Accidentally Drops Pot With Bank Deposit

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florida authorities said they arrested a Dunkin` Donuts employee who allegedly dropped marijuana in with a bank deposit.

St. Augustine, Fla., police said Kimberley Kelley, 30, was arrested Tuesday when she returned to Regions Bank to ask if there were any objects she had accidentally dropped in with a deposit she made for her store, WJXT-TV, Jacksonville, Fla., reported Friday.


An officer arrived at the bank and arrested Kelley after the object she allegedly dropped in with the deposit -- 55 grams of marijuana -- gave a positive result in a field test."


Dunkin` Donuts is a perfect place for a stoner to work, on her break Kim can go to her car and smoke a joint, and when she returns to work she can eat a dozen donuts.

Kim must have been high when she returned to the bank to ask if she had accidentally dropped any objects with her deposit.

Kim was released from jail after paying a $5,000 bond. An employee of a fast food restaurant doesn`t have that kind of loot, Kim must have been consuming and selling the marijuana.

Moral of this story: If you are a stoner and you are making a bank deposit, don`t take your stash with you. You won`t get into any trouble if you accidentally drop a candy bar with your deposit, but your goose is cooked if you accidentally drop your weed.

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