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Published:June 26th, 2012 09:34 EST
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Wacko In Waco! Zombie Eats Family Dog! Zombie Apocalypse Near?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Waco arrested 22-year-old Michael Daniel Monday after they say he ate a dog.

Family members called police on June 14th, saying Daniel assaulted people at the home, chased a neighbor and started barking and growling."

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It seems you can`t turn on the TV, read a newspaper, or log on the Internet without learning about yet another zombie attack.

This case proves that the zombie isn`t always lurking outside your home, sometimes he turns out to be your father, husband or daughter.

The authorities believe Daniel was on a bad trip from ingesting "K-2", a synthetic drug.

Don`t let your children turn into zombies: Educate them on the dangers of drugs, and for God`s sake don`t let them watch "Snooki & JWoww."

If Obama dines on Bo it doesn`t mean he turned into a zombie, it just means he`s feeling nostalgic about his childhood in Indonesia.

Daniel was taken to a hospital, and he faces animal cruelty charges.

Read more: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/national/another-zombie-like-attack-man-eats-family-dog-after-police-say-he-ingested-synthetic-drug-k-2#ixzz1yuBijCTf

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