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Published:June 29th, 2012 12:34 EST

Dude Steals Gold & Diamonds To Make A Dental Grill

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Alaska man who stole thousands of dollars worth of jewelry to make a dental grill will serve three months in jail for theft, prosecutors said.

Prosecutors said Kejuan Bruce Gaddis, 30, of Fairbanks, will serve three months in jail after pleading guilty to the theft charge and one additional month for violating probation from a 2009 domestic violence conviction, the Fairbanks Daily News Miner reported Thursday."



This oxygen thief stole the jewelry from a friend who was allowing him to store some property in her home, once again proving that no good deed goes unpunished.

Gaddis received only three months in jail, but hopefully karma will catch up with him. If there`s a God in heaven, a jailbird will knock his teeth out, an another one will store his personal property in one of his body cavities.

There has never been a man who wore a grill who wasn`t an idiot, and if an intelligent man put on a grill he would look like a moron.

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