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Published:July 8th, 2012 11:36 EST

Stop The Insanity! Lady Hits Cheating Hubby Upside Head With Bag Of Ice Cream

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida woman is facing charges after allegedly whacking her husband, who she said is a philanderer, on the head with a bag of ice cream, authorities say.

An affidavit stated Dawn Elaine Barran, 45, happened upon her husband with his `current girlfriend` July 1 in a Walgreens in Port St. Lucie."


This is simply an outrage; I can`t believe any store would sell ice cream in a bag. A consumer would be well-advised to immediately scoop up as much ice cream as possible, before it becomes a gooey mess.

It`s the clerk that Barran should have been hitting upside the head with her bag of ice cream, demanding that she repackage it in a carton.

When a wife refers to the woman her hubby is fooling around with as his "current girlfriend", the romance is over. Barran should wake up, smell the coffee, eat her ice cream, and kick her no-good husband to the curb.

Barran was charged with misdemeanor battery, she should be charged with terminal stupidity. If Walgreens sells you ice cream by the bag it`s time to shop at a different pharmacy, and if your husband is a serial cheater it`s time to get rid of him.

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