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Published:July 8th, 2012 13:13 EST

Suspect's Mommy Foils Robbery: She Grabs Toy Gun From Son's Hand

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Mississippi said a convenience store robbery was foiled when the suspect`s mother followed him into the store and put a stop to the crime.

Brandon police said Roy Mitchell, 22, of Flowood entered the D`s One Stop Food Mart in Brandon Tuesday morning and pulled a realistic-looking fake gun on the store`s clerk."



By coincidence the suspect`s mother entered the store to do some shopping, and she grabbed the toy gun from her son`s hand, and pushed the idiot out of the store.

So far so good, but then the mother attempted to convince the clerk that her son was just playing, and she pleaded with him not to call the cops.

The mother was wrong to try to protect her son from suffering the consequences of his crime. Mom should have publicly scolded her wayward son, boxed his ears, forced him to apologize to the clerk, and given him a good spanking until the cops showed up.

What an embarrassing scenario, the only thing more humiliating would have been if the mother had caught her son having sex with his girlfriend in the backseat of his car, and if she pulled him out of the vehicle, yelling at the top of her lungs: You know I don`t let you go beyond third base with the skanks you bring home.

This momma`s boy is going to have a wonderful time behind bars.

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