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Published:July 10th, 2012 15:24 EST
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Outrage: Old Lady Kills 14,000 Slugs In Her Garden

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Swedish woman said she has killed more than 14,000 garden-ruining slugs on her property since May.

Hilkka Risberg, 65, of Gavle, said the Spanish slugs, commonly known as `killer slugs` in Sweden, first appeared in her garden about three years ago and she has noticed their numbers steadily increasing.

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Risberg, who said she kills the creatures with a forked stick, said she decided to keep a journal this year to tally the number of slugs she has killed on her property."

UPI

Hikka is the real killer in this sordid tale, not the so-called killer slugs. I wonder if she sleeps with a clear conscience knowing she`s killed so many creatures.

I know dudes who keep a diary of how many women they have slept with, but keeping a journal of how many thousands of slugs you`ve killed is sick and twisted.

Hikka really needs to find a new hobby, hasn`t she heard of knitting or Bingo?

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/07/10/Woman-kills-14000-slugs-in-two-months/UPI-54961341936137/#ixzz20FT0rCaV

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