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Published:July 12th, 2012 10:32 EST

Cops Arrest Drunken Men Who Weren't Wearing A Stitch Of Clothing

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in South Carolina said they arrested a pair of drunken men who were spotted walking around a city`s downtown `completely in the nude.`

Charleston police said an officer spotted Christoph Robin Egan, 19, and Andrew Stephen Dunford, 21, both of Montclair, N.J., walking `completely in the nude` around 2 a.m. Monday on Logan Street, the Post and Courier, Charleston, reported Wednesday."



The UPI writer seems stunned that these gentlemen didn`t have on a stitch of clothing; twice he states they were "completely nude."

It doesn`t take a Sherlock Holmes to deduce that these fine chaps are gay, not that there`s anything wrong with being gay. Hello, one dude is named "Christoh" and the other one was carrying a "man bag."

These fellows don`t quite understand the concept of "When in Rome "." In Charleston, and almost everywhere else in the civilized world, this type of behavior is frowned upon. They should move to San Francisco where it is perfectly legal to stroll around in the buff.

The couple was charged with indecent exposure, but they were promptly released.

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