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Published:July 19th, 2012 10:36 EST
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Actor Fred Willard, 72, Caught Playing With Himself In Porn Movie Palace!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Fred Willard was caught with his pants down in a movie theater Wednesday evening and arrested for `lewd conduct,` according to TMZ.

The` This Is Spinal Tap` actor visited the Tiki Theater, an adult movie theater in Hollywood, where he was spotted by authorities with his `penis exposed and in his hand.` The 72-year-ol d `Anchorman` actor was arrested at 8:45 p.m. and released from police custody not long after. "

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Willard is in good company; in 1991 Pee Wee Herman had a big adventure in an adult movie house in Sarasota, Florida that resulted in his arrest.

This story is surprising on so many levels:

I`m shocked that in this age when porn is readily available online for free, that there are any adult movie theaters still around.

I`m dumbstruck that a porn palace has such an innocuous-sounding name; shouldn`t it be called something like "The Pink Pussycat Palace."?

It`s amazing that "authorities" would waste taxpayer`s money by hanging out in a porn theatre.

I can`t believe that at 72-years-old Willard`s libido is still so strong that he can`t resist the urge to yank out his Johnson in a porn theatre. Willard should  stop popping Viagra pills as if they were Flintstones vitamins.

Here`s some unsolicited advice for Willard:

Listen you old pervert, why don`t you build a theatre in your home, and stock it with hundreds of porn flicks?


Nobody, not even the pervs who frequent adult movie houses want to see your old tool!

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