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Published:July 19th, 2012 10:54 EST
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Stop The Insanity: Shoplifting Boob Flees Store Topless!

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Police in Pennsylvania said a suspected shoplifter fled topless after losing her shirt in a struggle with security guards.

Upper Darby police said Aishana Clayton, 26, was caught stealing a package of Pampers diapers at a Pathmark store Saturday and was taken to the security office where she struggled with a female security guard.

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After her frightening ordeal Aishana was probably wishing she was wearing adult diapers, considering her dangerous career maybe next time she can shoplift Depends adult diapers.

The guard grabbed Aishana`s top, but the shoplifter managed to free herself and fled the store topless, much to the delight of the male shoppers.

Aishana is a career criminal; she has prior arrests for aggravated assault and attempted murder.

The saddest aspect of this story is that apparently this oxygen thief has a baby, it`s almost pre-ordained that her offspring will be a criminal.

This loser hasn`t been caught yet, but it`s only a matter of time before she lands behind bars again.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/07/18/Shoplifting-suspect-flees-store-topless/UPI-93331342633719/#ixzz214xlLgwh

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