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Published:July 19th, 2012 11:16 EST

Wonderful Woman Seeks To Set Record For Bikini-Clad Marchers! God Bless Her!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"To organizer Cynthia Frederick, gathering several hundred women to march in the World`s Largest Bikini Parade was a fun idea for a sun-suffused fundraiser.

"It just seemed like a natural fit to be able to raise public awareness of the importance of higher vitamin D levels," said Frederick, owner of the Electric Beach tanning salon in Mankato.
`This parade shouldn`t have this image,` Councilman Chuck Ries said."


Mankota Free Press

Frederick, God bless her soul, is attempting to break the world record for number of bikini-clad marchers in a parade.

Not all of us can find a cure for cancer, write the Great American Novel, or create a theory that reconciles gravity with quantum mechanics, but we can make this a better world in some small way. I think most guys would agree that Frederick is making this a much better world.

Ostensibly Frederick is using the bikini parade to raise public awareness of the importance of higher vitamin D levels. Let`s just say that this wonderful woman is raising more than public awareness of the need for vitamin D.

God bless Frederick, Vitamin D and bikini-clad hotties!

The moral of this story is get off your butt, and do something to make this a better world. I could be wasting my time searching for risqué pics of Lindsay Lohan online, but here I am writing Pulitzer-worthy essays that are enjoyed by dozens and dozens.

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Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org (anonymous hottie, not Cynthia)

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