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Published:July 22nd, 2012 11:24 EST
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Gentlemen Horrified By Women Exposing Wrinkled Cleavage

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Facial wrinkles get the lion`s share of attention, but a U.S. plastic surgeon says wrinkles in women`s breast cleavage can also be remedied.

Dr. Rod Rohrich, chairman of plastic surgery at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas, said wrinkle-fighting strategies can work on other areas of the body besides the face.

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"Plastic surgeons can often successfully treat damage with a wrinkle-fighting combination of Botox and diluted Sculptura," Rohrich said in a statement."

UPI

If a woman is wearing a low-cut blouse a dude will look at her cleavage first, and if she has wrinkles on her cleavage he probably won`t even bother looking at her face.

If a lady of a certain age spends thousands to remove wrinkles on her face, she should also have the wrinkles from her breasts removed, especially if she has a penchant for wearing low-cut tops.

Guys witness lots of horrible things in their lifetimes, we shouldn`t be needlessly subjected to the spectacle of a middle-aged lady wearing a low-cut dress that exposes her wrinkled breasts. Please, have mercy on us!

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/07/20/Women-can-fight-breast-cleavage-wrinkles/UPI-18561342841427/#ixzz21MeS9l7q

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