July 22nd, 2012 11:56 EST
Pretty Pooch Wearing Pink Sweater Survives Fall From Bridge!
"A small dog wearing a pink sweater fell from a Miami drawbridge, but ended up in one of the bridge`s small tunnels instead of the river.
David Bernstein, the motorist who was first in line at the Brickell Avenue drawbridge around 10 p.m. Tuesday, said he and other witnesses saw the dog heading for the center of the bridge as it was being raised and attempted to call the animal and alert the bridge operator.
I wouldn`t rule out the possibility that the small pooch didn`t fall, but in fact jumped off the bridge because he was so upset at being forced to wear a pink sweater.
Pet owners who dress their cats and mutts should be arrested for animal cruelty, our animal friends are naturally cute and clothes detract, not enhance, their attractiveness.
The only article of clothing that a dog should ever wear is a bandana around his neck, that`s it period!
The poor pooch was found eighteen hours after he fell into the water, and the cops are trying to find his owners.
The fashion police should also be looking for the dog`s owners, they have committed an unpardonable fashion crime.
Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org (Generic cute puppy)
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