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Published:July 23rd, 2012 15:03 EST

Dude Leaves Boring Party, Gets Lost In The Woods, & Is Terrorized By Bear

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Sweden said a man who wandered away from a party became lost in the woods and came face to face with a bear.

Officers said Robin Engstrom, 20, was attending a party Saturday in Flykalen and decided to take a walk in the woods with some beer and cigarettes."



I think it`s safe to assume that this wasn`t a party attended by scientists who were celebrating receiving the Nobel Prize.

Anybody with half a brain knows you don`t take a walk in the woods while chugging beers.

It`s a miracle this fool didn`t set the woods on fire with his cigarettes.

When Robin spotted the bear, probably a cub, he ran up a hunting tower like a scared schoolgirl, and stayed up there for three hours until the baby bear finally went away.

Moral of this story: When you go to Sweden stay away from bears and the people as well. In fact, forget about taking your vacation in Sweden.

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