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Published:July 27th, 2012 11:49 EST

Dumb Criminal Identified By Tattoo On His Forehead

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Illinois said they were able to quickly identify an armed robbery suspect by the `distinctive tattoo` on his forehead.

Elgin police said officers responded to a report of an armed robbery around 2:26 p.m. Monday and the victim told them the robber`s forehead was tattooed, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday."



If you are an undercover cop you don`t wear a T-Shirt that`s emblazoned with the words "Cops Rule", and if you are an armed robber you shouldn`t sport any easily recognizable tattoos, especially one in the middle of your forehead. By the way, this moron only has a tattoo on the front of his neck.

The police found Jesus cowering in an alley, he had his victim`s business checks in his possession. This sorry excuse for a human being was charged with a felony count of armed robbery.

This loser will soon be back behind bars, were his fellow cons will be tattooing his sorry butt on a daily basis.

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