July 28th, 2012 11:16 EST
Katy Perry Speaking Of Lindsay Lohan: Keep That Train Wreck Away From Me!
"`KEEP that train wreck away from me!` A furious KATY PERRY shouted that order afÂ¬ter bisexual bad girl LINDSAY LOHAN tried to latch on to her at a recent roller skating party hosted by the singer.
Things spiraled out of control quickly at the Glendale, Calif., rink during a July 14 party the 27-year-old threw for her friend, stylist Johnny Wujek.
Lindsay showed up uninvited and `dressed like a bag lady` at the `90s-themed bash, said a Hollywood insider. "
Katy Perry married a loser who thinks he`s a comic, but that certainly doesn`t mean that a loser like Lindsay Lohan has any chance of winning Perry`s affections.
I`m not sure if Lohan was trying to hit on America`s sweetheart of if she just wanted to be photographed with Perry in a desperate attempt for publicity.
Lohan is persona non grata in Hollywood and everywhere else in the civilized world. My advice to the pop tart is to give up her aspirations of a return to glory in Tinsel Town and become a bag lady for real. Lohan would quickly adapt to the skid row milieu, it`s a perfect home for the train wreck.
"Keep that train wreck away from me." That`s what every producer, agent, and lawyer in Hollywood, should be saying about Lindsay Lohan.
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