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Published:July 29th, 2012 12:25 EST

Bird Crashes Into Face Of Teen Riding Roller Coaster!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A bird crashed into the face of a boy who was riding a roller coaster at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey, a park official said.

The rider, described only as a juvenile male by Six Flags spokesperson Kristin Siebeneicher, suffered minor injuries to his face and neck Thursday. He was taken to an area hospital for treatment, the Asbury Park (N.J.) Press reported."



If I created an amusement park you wouldn`t find a roller coaster or any machines that would shake, rattle and roll you. My amusement park would amuse you, not scare the hell out of you.

The unnamed juvenile shouldn`t complain or sue Six Flags, he was looking for thrills and he got an unexpected bonus.

In a perfect world the bird would have dived into his mouth, but this is far from a perfect world and the young punk`s parents will probably sue and win a million bucks.

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