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Published:August 1st, 2012 14:46 EST

Dude Punches Girlfriend: She Had Pic Of Mitt Romney On Her Facebook Page

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Tennessee said a man charged with domestic assault was upset about a picture of an unknown man on his girlfriend`s Facebook -- a photo of Mitt Romney."



Lowell Turpin, 40, who looks like he has been hit upside the head with a laptop, was seething with anger when he saw a photograph of Mitt Romney on his girlfriend`s Facebook page.

Turpin was unconvinced when his old lady explained that Romney was the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, and not a love interest. I don`t blame Turpin, Romney looks like a freakin` mortician.

Turpin doesn`t know Romney from Joe Blow, but he knows that a punch to the face hurts quite a bit, so he promptly punched his woman in the face and smashed her laptop against the wall.

I hope that Turpin knocked some sense into his lover, and that she will vote for Obama. But she`d better not put up a pic of the president on her Facebook page, redneck Turpin will probably kill her if he sees a pic of some black dude from Kenya on her Facebook page.

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