August 5th, 2012 10:07 EST
Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan & Crazy Man Charlie Sheen To Be In 'Scary Movie 5'
According to E! Online troubled actress, Lindsay Lohan, has agreed to be in "Scary Movie 5"; troubled actor, Charlie Sheen, is also onboard.
The films in this franchise are usually relatively low-budget affairs, but insuring these two clowns will raise costs considerably.
One can only imagine the hijinks that will go on behind the scenes:
Charlie Sheen will show up on set with a couple of goddesses/adult movie stars, and Lilo will steal jewelry from one porn star, and hit on the other.
Lohan will have a hard time remembering her lines, and Sheen will embellish his lines with a few "tiger bloods" and "winning" thrown in for good measure.
But it`s not all bad; they can also help each other out. Sheen can point out to Lohan that she has a bit of white powder on her nose, and Lohan can point out that his zipper is unzipped.
If you feel like throwing your money away, the movie is supposed to open Jan, 11, 2013.
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