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Published:August 6th, 2012 15:53 EST

Hot Lady Attacks Boyfriend With Pink Stripper Pole & Hot Cooking Oil

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Sarah Howell of Killeen, TX, was charged with assault with bodily injury after wielding a stripper pole against her boyfriend, slapping him, and dousing him with hot cooking oil.


Police responded to a domestic disturbance call and found a man covered in scratches and sweat, and Howell crying in her bedroom. She claimed that her boyfriend had attacked her, but he was wise enough to record her beating him down and pouring cooking oil on him with his phone. He was forced to flee when she charged him with a pink steel stripper pole."


Sarah is a very attractive woman, and her heart seems to be in the right place, every woman should keep a pink steel stripper pole in her home to entertain her man.

Just don`t upset the lady, she will come after you with everything she can get her hands on: Hot cooking oil, and a pink stripper pole. I can imagine all my neighbors taking video, which would soon be on YouTube, of a crazy-looking woman chasing me with a pink stripper pole.

I would let myself get impaled before I ran from a woman charging me with a pink stripper pole.

Sarah didn`t demonstrate any remorse, she cried and told the police that her boyfriend had assaulted her. Sarah`s boyfriend knows exactly what type of woman she is; he recorded his beating at the hands of his lovely girlfriend.

I would forgive the woman and bail her out of jail, like I said she`s really hot. By the time she came home the cooking oil should be cool, and with the oil, and the stripper pole they could have really good make-up sex.

I know, I`m not right.

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