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Published:August 11th, 2012 20:30 EST

Tacky, Tacky, Tacky: Las Vegas Denny's To Include Wedding Chapel

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Denny`s Corp. says it plans to open a downtown Las Vegas location that offers a wedding chapel complete with a wedding cake made from pancakes.

John Miller, Denny`s chief executive officer, said the flagship diner in the Neonopolis shopping center will offer unique features including the wedding chapel, a full bar and a shop featuring exclusive Denny`s merchandise."



What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas; I hope the concept of a Denny`s wedding chapel stays in Sin City.

When I think of Denny`s romance doesn`t come to mind, I don`t think it`s a good idea to mix greasy burgers and runny eggs with love and romance.

The only thing sillier than hoping to strike it rich in the casinos, is getting married in the tackiest city in the known universe.

The only thing more ridiculous than A Denny`s wedding chapel is a shop featuring exclusive Denny`s merchandise. Of course the merchandise is exclusive to the Denny`s shop; no retailer would dare sell such tacky items.

List of things to avoid in Vegas: Anorexic hookers, Wayne Newton, and soon the Denny`s featuring a wedding chapel.

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