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Published:August 12th, 2012 16:16 EST

Teen Tells Cop: Her Booty Looked So Good, Couldn't Resist Touching It

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida teenager told police he couldn`t help himself when he allegedly groped a woman while shopping at Walmart.

`Her booty looked so good, I just couldn`t resist touching it,` Morris said in a report filed by Broward County sheriff`s deputies."



Aaron Morris, 18, is treating this despicable act as a joke; he doesn`t seem to realize the gravity of violating a woman in this crude manner.

But this young idiot will soon learn that what`s good for the goose is good for the gander. When he is violated in jail, he will hear a jailbird tell the warden: His booty looked so good, I just couldn`t resist tapping his a**.

Morris was charged with battery, and let`s hope nobody bails him out until he learns to treat women with respect.

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