"A Chicago-area man put the windshield of his car up for auction because it has a bird dropping he says looks like the late pop star Michael Jackson.
Brandon Tudor, 29, said he was driving along U.S. Highway 30 near Big Rock Wednesday when bird poop hit the windshield of his 1996 Cadillac Seville, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.
He said he immediately saw a resemblance to the pop icon and it became more obvious after it hardened."
If I`m driving down a highway, and a bird poops on my windshield before you can say "crap" I will have wiped my windshield clean. Only a moron will examine the bird dropping to see if it bears a resemblance to Michael Jackson or Jesus Christ, for that matter.
"Officer, I was examining the bird poop on my windshield, it was a dead ringer for the King of Pop, and next thing I know I crashed into the median."
The minimum starting bid for the windshield is $500, which is a good idea, because he should at least get enough money to buy a new one.
I love Michael Jackson, but I won`t be making a bid on this particular item. If I want to remember the King of Pop, I will play one of his albums.
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