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Published:August 15th, 2012 13:09 EST

Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan To Be Killed Off In 'Scary Movie 5'?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Sheen and Lohan to die in `Scary Movie 5`?

There`s a chance the pair will follow in the footsteps of celebrities like Pamela Anderson and Shaquille O`Neal, whose characters were killed off early on in `Scary Movie 3` and `Scary Movie 4,` respectively."



Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have done more to destroy American culture than any other celebs. They are on a mission from God to coarsen the culture, while annoying the hell out of us.

Most of us have dreamt of stabbing Sheen until every drop of Tiger Blood is drained from his body, and slapping Lohan until she learns the basics of etiquette, namely putting on her drawers before she leaves her home.

Of course I don`t condone anyone hurting Sheen & Lohan, or harassing them in any way. All I ask is that we recognize them as emissaries of Satan, and condemn their scandalous behavior.

"Scary Movie 5" is providing an invaluable public service by killing off Sheen & Lohan, the first few minutes that depict the murder of these two dolts is worth the price of admission.

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